THE GREAT BUCKET WAR

Cunto! is being blackmailed into throwing another Bucket Wars tournament.

Saturday. February 29. @ NEW Buzz Mill on 7th and Shady.
16-person bracket. Free to enter.
Winner gets $100 in scratch-offs.
“Performance” at 8:30pm, Bucket Wars Tournament at 9:30pm

Bucket Wars is a poor people game where two competitors stand on buckets, 15ft away from each other, while holding the ends of 30ft of rope. When the crowd screams “3-2-1 Bucket War,” both competitors start franticly gathering the slacked rope until it becomes tight, then it becomes a tug of war. Opponents make each other fall off the bucket by pulling them off or tricking them into losing their balance by loosening their grip on the rope. One player wins when the other’s feet touch the ground.